Nicolae's Saturday Shorts

[Nicolae]

My boredom has reached a climax. :) It seems every Saturday I end up recording myself singing....and then I mix it up and what not... Soooo....presenting.....*drum roll*

NICOLAE'S SHORTS!! ( yes folks, I came up with that all on my own)

Each Saturday I'll post a new short ( 30sec - 1 min) of me singing. Throughout the week post what you want to hear me sing and I'll choose one and post it that saturday.

Sound like fun?

2.22.05 - ALL OFFLINE. I know..weep.

TJ's Dedication to me:

TJ - The Block List Blues (http://www.angelfire.com/ab2/CorpsBoy/LinkedFiles/block list blues.wav)

Current shorts online:

12.04.04 - Rufus Wainwright - California Short (http://www.angelfire.com/ab2/CorpsBoy/LinkedFiles/caleyforneeah.mp3)
Jewel - Daddy (http://www.angelfire.com/ab2/CorpsBoy/LinkedFiles/daddy.mp3)
People Are Strange Short (http://www.angelfire.com/ab2/CorpsBoy/LinkedFiles/Peoplearestrange.mp3)
Do You Love Me short for EYG (http://www.angelfire.com/ab2/CorpsBoy/LinkedFiles/DoYouLoveMe.mp3)
Hunter (http://www.angelfire.com/ab2/CorpsBoy/LinkedFiles/Hunter1.mp3)
Starman (http://www.angelfire.com/ab2/CorpsBoy/LinkedFiles/starman.mp3)
Bridge To Cross (http://www.angelfire.com/ab2/CorpsBoy/LinkedFiles/BridgeToCross.mp3)
Bjork - All Is Full of Love (http://www.angelfire.com/ab2/CorpsBoy/LinkedFiles/bjorkfullof.mp3)

[N.T.up]

iam QUAID..he'll kill you ALL!!!

[Nicolae]

twat

[Nicolae]

Someone fucking humor me and post something for me to sing god damn it!!!

[MrLucky2]

hey mom
there's a voice into our personal computer!
that's a sexy voice dear

[The King]

shorts? where's your shorts? O_o

*doesn't look for them* ;)

OK sing umm.... Type O Negative - Everyone I Love is Dead

[Nicolae]

OMG King! What is that noise?! :)

It'll have to wait for NEXT saturday since you were too late in posting biznatch!

[The King]

That's hot dude, thanks ;)

But still do Type O :_)

[Dire Consequence]

How about 'Creep' by Radiohead?

[Nicolae]

Originally posted by Dire Consequence
How about 'Creep' by Radiohead?

Had fun with this one. :) King, I haven't forgotten ya!

[Pig_Shit]

*Vomits*

That was terrible.

[Dire Consequence]

Your voice sounded too teenage and out of tune on this one, and changing the melody to fit the shit music was a nightmare.

Try singing Joga by Bjork.

[Nicolae]

*gasp*

Shit music?! No one speaketh of KMFDM that way!

[The King]

/me thinks that Nicolae will not do the Type O song, so asks him to do the Black Label Society song called - Bridge to Cross

[Dire Consequence]

Hey Nicolae itstwo days past saturday, where's my joga?!!? :(

[Nicolae]

King, I can't figure out how to sing that Type-O-Negative song. :\ I can't find the other one. Email it ?


Joga Short For Dire (http://www.angelfire.com/ab2/CorpsBoy/LinkedFiles/bjorkjoga.mp3)

[The King]

Here just download it below

Black Label Society - Bridge to Cross (http://wtconnect.com/~velez/bls-btc.mp3)

[Dire Consequence]

Hey I just listened to Joga, awesome stuff I was very impressed! You sounded like a weaker version of Brian Malko from Placebo. I liked the effect you used on it very much. Keep up the good work, and keep improving :)

[Ziggy Stardust]

Originally posted by Dire Consequence
You sounded like a weaker version of Brian Malko from Placebo.

agreed

in parts, there are definitely similarities

maybe you should try singing a placebo song?

i request soemthing from without you im nothing

-x-x-x-

[Nicolae]

Placebo huh? Is it a bad thing that I've never listened to them? I'm not sure that I've ever heard a song of theirs. : \

I'll give their stuff a listen.

And King, that link doesn't work!

[The King]

Try it now.

[Nicolae]

Got it. Thanks. I'll give it a listen when I get home. For some reason, I doubt my boss like Black Label Society. :)

[The King]

Actually, listen to it, it's not heavy.

[Dire Consequence]

You've not heard Nancy Boy? That;s a classic song thats played constantly on the tele box. Anyway's you should definetly check them out they're an awesome band and suited to your taste's I think. Since you don't know that band yet though I'll request something else.......

How about, People Are Strange, by The Doors?

[Nicolae]

Originally posted by The King
Actually, listen to it, it's not heavy.

I like! Reminds me of Darkness by Disturbed...the singing style anyways. I can play with that. ;)

[The King]

I got something you can play with ........ but it's over here in TX ;]

[spiralion]

i like the radiohead thing

[Pig_Shit]

John Lennon - Imagine

I'd like for you to be tearily, screaming the lyrics by the end also, thanks.

[Ziggy Stardust]

Originally posted by Pig_Shit
John Lennon - Imagine

I'd like for you to be tearily, screaming the lyrics by the end also, thanks.

no one should ever cover that song in my opinion

-x-x-x-

[Pig_Shit]

Well its only for a bit of fun....

[Dire Consequence]

I'll cover it, but rather I'll use my guitar to sing the lyrics ;)

[j_absinthe]

I've already made my requests to you personally, but I suppose I'll post them here, hoping that you'll listen (god, I sound like Kalika)

Bjork-Pagan Poetry (let's see if you can hit them notes!) or Hunter
Billie Holliday-Strange Fruit
Tool-Parabola
MM-Diamonds and Pollen (I just want to hear you say sluts)

or, a smooth, longue style rendition of Area Codes by Ludacris

[Nicolae]

I didn't forget you abs. :)

[Nicolae]

Should I continue doing this vocally or start to add instruments via a midi program?

This is fun shit! If anyone else wants to post their own singing, go right ahead.

[EatYourGod]

Nic, I would be your best friend forever if you would cover the following songs:

I Still Miss Someone- Johnny Cash
New York New York- Nina Hagen
Lust for Life- Iggy Pop
Do You Love Me? - Nick Cave

[j_absinthe]

Originally posted by Nicolae
Should I continue doing this vocally or start to add instruments via a midi program?

This is fun shit! If anyone else wants to post their own singing, go right ahead.

Keep it simple, let King handle the MIDIs.

[j_absinthe]

OOOH! Sing Rise or Mistress from Disturbed! Both songs are ultra sexy and make me want to touch things in a sexual way!

[The King]

They ain't MIDI's bitch!

[Nicolae]

I had to try this one...no one requested it...but here it is. :)

Bjork - All Is Full of Love (http://www.angelfire.com/ab2/CorpsBoy/LinkedFiles/bjorkfullof.mp3)

[AZRAEL]

dogg......... I know it's a little old, but that song you were singing reminded me of it.......
I wanna hear "When the tigers broke free"..... Pink Floyd.

[Dire Consequence]

All is full of love is fucking awesome, your voice sounds even better then it did on Joga. It brought to my mind ancient Cathedral music sung by monks. Awesome stuff.

Could you tell some of your favourite artists so I could suggest songs you'll know?

Keep up the great work.

[Nicolae]

Thanks Dire!

David Bowie, Bjork, Depeche Mode, Cranberries, Belle and Sebastian, KMFDM, PM5K, Manson, Tori Amos, Static X, A Perfect Circle

Those are the ones that come to mind when I think of my 'favorite'.

[Dire Consequence]

Awesome, you have pretty good taste.

I'd like to request Lady Stardust by David Bowie.

Rock that shit!!!

[Nicolae]

King - it's a little rough, but I tried it. :)

Bridge To Cross (http://www.angelfire.com/ab2/CorpsBoy/LinkedFiles/BridgeToCross.mp3)

[The King]

Damn man it sounds like you're singing in an empty cathedral, but other than that me likies! Thanks :)

[Nicolae]

I used a new filter. It's called m_absinthe's ass.

[j_absinthe]

Originally posted by Nicolae
I used a new filter. It's called m_absinthe's ass.

*shakes it Laugh In style*

[j_absinthe]

BUMP

You sounded like Thom Yorke on All is Full of Love.

I've been playing that on repeat all night. It's something about that song, something about Bjork that just moves me emotionally like no other artist, not even Manson can make me as vulnerable as she does sometimes.

[Dire Consequence]

She certainly know's how to portay her emotions. Often at live performances she starts crying.

Anywho what happened Nicolae? It's several days past last Saturday now. Where's my Bowie you lazy poo!

[TERROJA]

Sign something with some swagger. I'm tired of all this whiney ass music.

[The King]

Slayer - Disciple

[Nicolae]

I know I know...I'm off a weekend....so I'll make it up this Saturday!

[j_absinthe]

Originally posted by Nicolae
I know I know...I'm off a weekend....so I'll make it up this Saturday! you better, goddamn it! i'm tired of waiting! I'm impatient, I'm...AN AMERICAN!

[Dire Consequence]

I'm Afraid of Americans would be good also.....but bring the Bowie mother fucker!

[Nicolae]

David Bowie....not what was requested but it's still Bowie.

Starman (http://www.angelfire.com/ab2/CorpsBoy/LinkedFiles/starman.mp3)

I tried singing Pagean Poetry abs...I didn't do it justice at all. :( I'm trying to find an instrumental version of PP to help compliment my vocals.

[j_absinthe]

Originally posted by Nicolae
David Bowie....not what was requested but it's still Bowie.

Starman (http://www.angelfire.com/ab2/CorpsBoy/LinkedFiles/starman.mp3)

I tried singing Pagean Poetry abs...I didn't do it justice at all. :( I'm trying to find an instrumental version of PP to help compliment my vocals.

You don't have to do PP then. Just do something I would dig, you know the bizzle, nizzle.

EDIT: Do 'Vanishing' by APC.

[Dire Consequence]

Good stuff Nicolae.

So are you teh vocalist for a band or do you create music with vocals on your own with computers and such ala Trent?

[Ctrl+Fuck]

You suck.

At least you suck!

[Nicolae]

No! You suck for removing your ass picture.

[Ctrl+Fuck]

Just shut the fuck up. Thx.

[Nicolae]

Bitch, please. This is the thread to pay homage to my angelic voice. Now take your jestering ass and dirty cunt off to another thread.

Oh, and Thx!

[Ctrl+Fuck]

What a conceited bitch.

[mgoldenagem]

You might like this one Nic

Depeche mode-"Dirt"

[Nicolae]

Originally posted by Ctrl+Fuck
What a conceited bitch.

Cute. :)

And thanks! I'll certainly have to try the DM one!

[Nicolae]

Dire - Nope, not a vocalist. I just throw some stuff onto the computer and see how it turns out.

ala Trent??

Sorry Mark, I just wasted about an hour making a horrible short of Do You Love Me.

I guess I'll post it...let me umm...tweak it a little more :)

And finally....a not so finshed short...

Do You Love Me short for EYG (http://www.angelfire.com/ab2/CorpsBoy/LinkedFiles/DoYouLoveMe.mp3)

And also, another Bjork Short...I'm so so about this one too..plooey.

Hunter (http://www.angelfire.com/ab2/CorpsBoy/LinkedFiles/Hunter1.mp3)

[EatYourGod]

Originally posted by Nicolae
Sorry Mark, I just wasted about an hour making a horrible short of Do You Love Me.

Aww, it's not that bad, Nic. Thanks for thinking of me.

[j_absinthe]

*moops*

[Nicolae]

MOOPS ... twat the fuck is this 'moops' ?

[j_absinthe]

Originally posted by Nicolae
MOOPS ... twat the fuck is this 'moops' ? It's something you can never achieve!!!!

[Nicolae]

Ok, I know you all are going INSANE over my music but alas...I must take some down. My page reached its bandwidth limit the other day. I'm sure that may also be because of my Worst Of pix....but I have to decide on SOMETHING to take down.

So anyways, if you wanted to save anything, now's your chance. I'll probably take them down later this evening.

[Nicolae]

People Are Strange Short (http://www.angelfire.com/ab2/CorpsBoy/LinkedFiles/Peoplearestrange.mp3)

Jewel - Daddy (http://www.angelfire.com/ab2/CorpsBoy/LinkedFiles/daddy.mp3)



EDIT - I put links on the first post to all the songs that are online. * so you don't have to go through the thread*

[TERROJA]

Inspired by Nicolae, I did a song of my own (heh heh heh). Unfortunately, I've got no where to host it as of right now (can't use terroja.com for complicated reasons). If anyone wants to host it for me, that'd be just super!

[Nicolae]

Oh no. :(

send it my way - n1cola3@indy.rr.com

I'll host it

[TERROJA]

Originally posted by Nicolae
Oh no. :(

send it my way - n1cola3@indy.rr.com

I'll host it

I doubt you will, but I'll send it anyway.

[Nicolae]

Oh TJ! You act as though I don't have a sense of humor. :)

I listened to your song while my bf was standing here...I was in tears laughing at it! He didn't understand why until I told him who you were singing about....

TJ - The Block List Blues (http://www.angelfire.com/ab2/CorpsBoy/LinkedFiles/block list blues.wav)

[TERROJA]

Originally posted by Nicolae
Oh TJ! You act as though I don't have a sense of humor. :)


You're the one who left when I said I didn't like your "daddy" rendition before I could tell you that I liked your Doors thing though. Sensitive bastard!

[Nicolae]

Oh no no no. My bro was here to pick me up to go to a haunted house. JRAWKER can confirm cause I cut out on him as well after telling him I'd be leaving soon.

Please excuse my abrupt departure! :(

[spiralion]

That is the greatest shit ever TJ!

[Nicolae]

Added another. Blee.

[EatYourGod]

I need to hear you sing "One Night in Bangkok." Right now.

[Ctrl+Fuck]

How come I only saw this thread now???

Edit: It says I broke the internet! :[

[Nicolae]

What are you talking about? You replied to this awhile back. Silllykins.

[Ctrl+Fuck]

I did?

Well, just when you thought I couldn't get more retarded!

[Nicolae]

Originally posted by Ctrl+Fuck

Well, just when you thought I couldn't get more retarded!

Even retarded, you're cute. <3

[Ctrl+Fuck]

Originally posted by Nicolae
Even retarded, you're cute. <3

Get on AIM. I got something for you.

[Nicolae]

Originally posted by Ctrl+Fuck
Get on AIM. I got something for you.

I was just about to sleep. Let me get some coffee going and I'll be on.

[Ctrl+Fuck]

Originally posted by Nicolae
I was just about to sleep. Let me get some coffee going and I'll be on.

Go to bed, if you need to. Hopefully, you'll be alive tomorrow.

[Nicolae]

No, it's okay. I just wanted to make you feel bad.

[Ctrl+Fuck]

I guess we both know who made who feel bad, in the end 8-]