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safety pins
07-07-2006, 11:48 PM
Today is so far interesting, but the most odd thing just happened. My friend was just cleaning her room and she came out screaming with a bag and she threw it next to me.

Now just answer me this. What do you do when you find a dildo in your room with lube, and it is most definatley not yours?

The King
07-07-2006, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by safety pins
Today is so far interesting, but the most odd thing just happened. My friend was just cleaning her room and she came out screaming with a bag and she threw it next to me.

Now just answer me this. What do you do when you find a dildo in your room with lube, and it is most definatley not yours?

Stick it up your ass. Duh!

Celebritarian_1
07-07-2006, 11:49 PM
tell grams to keep her stuff out of your room

Calculations
07-08-2006, 12:13 AM
Shit! She found that? Fuck, dude, I was drunk and experimenting.

I mean.

Fuckin'.


Courtney Love made me do it.

blak-widow
07-08-2006, 12:37 AM
bahaha

id point and laugh at it and go "thats fucking discusting!"

how does she know its not hers? she couldve been like drunk or somthing

patcheslee
07-08-2006, 09:58 AM
The sick and disturbing answer... make sure your sick minded bastard dad didn't put it in there.

safety pins
07-08-2006, 11:12 PM
no she wasn't drunk