A crazy man attacked my boyfriend at Starbucks

[EatYourGod]

And it made the city paper because he's such a fucking rock star.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/EatYourGod/Lenfest/blotter.jpg

[_oswald]

*krrrzt* "He's not going to press charges." *krrrzt*
http://www2.ucsc.edu/police/images/chief2.jpg

[PlatinumOrgy]

maybe the guy went bezerk after he asked for a small coffee and the clerk replied w/ a confuzzled face "you mean grande?"

[EatYourGod]

Originally posted by _oswald
*krrrzt* "He's not going to press charges." *krrrzt*
http://www2.ucsc.edu/police/images/chief2.jpg

Thanks for wasting our time, buddy.

[_oswald]

Originally posted by EatYourGod
Thanks for wasting our time, buddy.
Don't you get that attitude with me. I'll come after your ass with a frying pan next time!

You aught to see what the guy who gave me lip at an IHOP came out like.
http://www.thamike.com/fn_images/crazy.jpg

[mr feeny]

lol, is he goth??
cause i hate goths.

oh and blotter?
where?
feed me acid.
*gnar gnar gnar*

[j_absinthe]

Your bf is so fetch.

Does he have any relation to record store hobo?

[Persephone]

Originally posted by morrissey
lol, starbucks has the worst service.
Pff. Go there all the time and you get the best service ever. Even when there's a lineup, they start making my peppermint mocha frapp for me as soon as i walk in the door. And I only ever order a tall and they give me a venti with extra whip every time. That's service!

Yup. Starbucks is the best.

[AbsintheSpade]

Originally posted by Persephone
Pff. Go there all the time and you get the best service ever. Even when there's a lineup, they start making my peppermint mocha frapp for me as soon as i walk in the door. And I only ever order a tall and they give me a venti with extra whip every time. That's service!

Yup. Starbucks is the best.

True Dat...

them Starbucks people LOVE me.

Dietys & Universe Bless Starbucks.

[Persephone]

Originally posted by AbsintheSpade
True Dat...

them Starbucks people LOVE me.

Dietys & Universe Bless Starbucks.
Amen to that! *sips a latte*

[1989BCCClasmate]

Originally posted by EatYourGod
And it made the city paper because he's such a fucking rock star.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/EatYourGod/Lenfest/blotter.jpg
LOL
thats great eyg
and i wouldnt ewxpect you to date anyone less than a rock star!

[j_absinthe]

See, my problem with this whole thing is that your bf didn't get gangsta and bitchslap him back!

[The King]

Originally posted by m_absinthe
See, my problem with this whole thing is that your bf didn't get gangsta and bitchslap him back!

Word and then some!

[Eris23]

I think he meant it metaphorically.

[EatYourGod]

Originally posted by m_absinthe
See, my problem with this whole thing is that your bf didn't get gangsta and bitchslap him back!

Well, the city paper got some details wrong. There was no slapping involved. Before throwing the condiment dispenser (It was a canister of amaretto flavored syrup.) at my boyfriend's stomach (and ruining one of my best ties), the crazy man had simply been verbally abusing the other customers.

[rkzenrage]

I was pumping gas one night and a crazy redneck bitch just went off on me for no reason. I ignored her, further infuriating her, she tried to hit me. Her husband trying to restrain her.
This was years ago. I explained to her and him that he needed to keep her away from me, she then threw a beer at me, it landed in my mother in law's car... the station called the cops, told them and they took-off.
Apparently, she decided she did not like something about me, did say a lot about my being bald. Perhaps it was my Pooh shirt, I don't know.

[Alma]

hah