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brundlefly
07-04-2006, 10:02 PM
North Korea launched their "test" missiles moments ago. We're all gonna die! Probably not because of this, though.

adamsrib
07-04-2006, 10:04 PM
They probably were "test" missiles, considering that they shot them into the ocean. Unless of course you were implying that they intend to declare war on the ocean.

Polaroid
07-04-2006, 10:06 PM
Save the whales.

Komaschwarz
07-04-2006, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by adamsrib
They probably were "test" missiles

I have undisputable proof to the contrary; Fox News has just obtained North Korea's stage one battle plans:

http://i6.tinypic.com/1z1fc6b.jpg

junjin5939
07-04-2006, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by Komaschwarz
I have undisputable proof to the contrary; Fox News has just obtained North Korea's stage one battle plans:

http://i6.tinypic.com/1z1fc6b.jpg

I'm South Korean...

Sea Of Japan (X)
East Sea (O)

ADingoAteMyBaby
07-04-2006, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by Komaschwarz
I have undisputable proof to the contrary; Fox News has just obtained North Korea's stage one battle plans:

http://i6.tinypic.com/1z1fc6b.jpg


Those bastards.

adamsrib
07-04-2006, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by Komaschwarz
I have undisputable proof to the contrary; Fox News has just obtained North Korea's stage one battle plans:

http://i6.tinypic.com/1z1fc6b.jpg Ha ha ha ha ha!

TheBurk
07-04-2006, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by brundlefly
North Korea launched their "test" missiles moments ago. We're all gonna die! Probably not because of this, though. naw they are just sending some korean fireworks over to help celibrate :p

im not to worried. they havent achieved a level of technical complexity in nuclear weapons to be able to deliver one using the small low payload missles they have.

TheBurk
07-04-2006, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by Komaschwarz
I have undisputable proof to the contrary; Fox News has just obtained North Korea's stage one battle plans:

http://i6.tinypic.com/1z1fc6b.jpg

O NOES TEH KOREANS IS ATTACKINS!!!

adamsrib
07-04-2006, 10:35 PM
What I don't understand is why everyone seems to think that they're going to fire upon the US just because they might be able to. It don't make no sense to me, I tells ya.

TheBurk
07-04-2006, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by adamsrib
What I don't understand is why everyone seems to think that they're going to fire upon the US just because they might be able to. It don't make no sense to me, I tells ya.

i know, they dont have nearly enough nukes, maybe 10 at most, and cant hit anything other then say LA, we on the other hand still have something in the order of 20,000 ready for launch, and a couple of active nuclear armed sac wings still in operation, if they launched a missle on la, sure theyd hit la, but wed hit every major korean city with megatonnage, not just kilotonnage, meaning the damange would be far worse, in any event, its highly unlikely that korea would attack us, esspecialy considering that including the us they have 3 fully nuclear capable world powers breathing down their necks waiting for a reason to invade (the other 2 are china and russia, who are both at odds with north korea) and one semi nuclear power (japan, japan while not equiped with weapons, could easily assemble a few in about a month if need be.) so ya, they wont be doing anything any time soon.

TERROJA
07-04-2006, 10:42 PM
You done pissed off Aquaman, Korea!

http://www.catskillcomics.com/liebelman/aquaman.JPG

Komaschwarz
07-04-2006, 10:43 PM
A shocking development brought to you by Fox News; the Sea of Japan has retaliated and unleashed their secret weapon -- 200 passengers are believed to have been taken hostage aboard the 10:40 pm transcontinental flight from Pyongyang, North Korea to the United States.

http://i6.tinypic.com/1z1fkzo.jpg

TheBurk
07-04-2006, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by Komaschwarz
A shocking development brought to you by Fox News; the Sea of Japan has retaliated and unleashed their secret weapon -- 200 passengers are believed to have been taken hostage aboard the 10:40 pm transcontinental flight from Pyongyang, North Korea to the United States.

http://i6.tinypic.com/1z1fkzo.jpg

japan has scrambled its ultrasonic cannons to deal with the threat if need be.

http://www.kaijukits.com/library/gtempest/mazercannon/maser4.jpg

ADingoAteMyBaby
07-04-2006, 11:09 PM
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

TheBurk
07-04-2006, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by ADingoAteMyBaby
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

oh well might as well make the most of it *begins humping rachelle wildly*


anyway on a side note, this thread makes me want to watch team america again.

tetragrammutate
07-04-2006, 11:25 PM
http://i6.tinypic.com/1z1h6q9.jpg

brundlefly
07-04-2006, 11:32 PM
Not even Al Gore is as gay as Aquaman.

Deathdust
07-04-2006, 11:51 PM
lol at this thread. So did they actually launch them outside this thread? I dont pay much attention to the news anymore.

adamsrib
07-05-2006, 12:33 AM
Originally posted by ADingoAteMyBaby
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Eventually, yes. But I wouldn't get too upset about it if I were you.

Pigist Christ
07-05-2006, 01:26 AM
this bugs me out because we are gonna die, and it's because humans are only self-destructive, self-aware creatures on this planet that are sick enough to build and manufacture weapons like these KNOWING what they could do...

but that just upsets me because it can happen anytime and that makes time more precious and i just waste so much time doing nothing.

chemist80
07-05-2006, 01:55 AM
Originally posted by Deathdust
lol at this thread. So did they actually launch them outside this thread? I dont pay much attention to the news anymore.

Yes.

mr feeny
07-05-2006, 02:38 AM
nuke the whales!

Nicolae
07-05-2006, 02:44 AM
Weird. I knew something 'major' would happen today. I'll be listenin' to my NPR in the AM. :)

iwtv
07-05-2006, 11:39 AM
Originally posted by adamsrib
What I don't understand is why everyone seems to think that they're going to fire upon the US just because they might be able to. It don't make no sense to me, I tells ya.

We are of a paranoid country. But I for one refuse to be frieghtened into submission.

*cleans out bomb shelter*

EDIT: Wow. This shit is really rolling on the news right now. There's going to be a press conference in a minute...