Some random shit what done gots me ornery!!!

[TERROJA]

I was watching Neon Genesis: Evangelion last night and I realized that there aren't nearly enough shows out there today where characters spout complete bullshit science in an extremely urgent tone. "Impossible! His MLC level is past a 0.7% wave-dialation ratio!"
Why is "cunt" a bad word? I think cunt sounds nice. Cunt sounds like a sandwich, to me (and really, cunts are a lot like sandwiches if you think about it).
What the fuck ever happened to Joe Pesci? Where did he go, god damn it! the world needs him now more than ever and he's off fucking around! Superman Returns? Fuck Superman! We want Pesci!
People who can't figure out the automatic ticket machine in the movie theater need to wait their asses in line. There should be a guy next to that thing with a stop watch, and if it takes you longer than a minute, he shoots you in the head with a .357 Magnum.
Speed limits piss me off. Everyone goes whatever speed they want to go anyway, so why bother? Whatever money we make off of speeding tickets could proably be saved if we just didn't hire stupid ass cops and pay for their stupid ass equipment. Let's just have a "suggested" speed.
People who begin a racist sentence with, "I'm not a racist, but . . . "

[mechanical]

Originally posted by TERROJA


People who can't figure out the automatic ticket machine in the movie theater need to wait their asses in line. There should be a guy next to that thing with a stop watch, and if it takes you longer than a minute, he shoots you in the head with a .357 Magnum.



this should apply to any automated system

[maugan_ra_3rd]

The angst is off the chart.

[TERROJA]

Originally posted by maugan_ra_3rd
The angst is off the chart.

Please. This is only a 2.0 on the angst-o-meter.

[maugan_ra_3rd]

Originally posted by TERROJA
Please. This is only a 2.0 on the angst-o-meter.

Well fuck a swan and call me Leda.

[cyborg assassin]

I'd agree about Pesci. He was one bad SOB in Goodfellas.

[tetragrammutate]

Originally posted by TERROJA
Please. This is only a 2.0 on the angst-o-meter.
Your pseudo-scientific readings are completely incorrect. The wave frequencies of detected angst are far higher on the charts, with sizeable jumps at Joe Pesci and traffic speed.

I'm not biased against your methods of calculation, but...

[TERROJA]

Originally posted by tetragrammutate
Your pseudo-scientific readings are completely incorrect. The wave frequencies of detected angst are far higher on the charts, with sizeable jumps at Joe Pesci and traffic speed.

I'm not biased against your methods of calculation, but...

I find you humorous. Congratulations. NOW SUCKA MY DICKA BIZEETCH!!!

[maugan_ra_3rd]

Originally posted by TERROJA
I find you humorous. Congratulations. NOW SUCKA MY DICKA BIZEETCH!!!

Is that not the consolation prize?

In saying that, would it even do that, console him?

[tetragrammutate]

Originally posted by TERROJA
I find you humorous. Congratulations. NOW SUCKA MY DICKA BIZEETCH!!!
Well I am the new guy around here still, so...

*sorry, no porn*

[rkzenrage]

Should have to take a test for any automated/self-service system, especially self-check-out. You get a license to use them, all other idiots have to move-on. Basic, math, square pegs in square holes, etc. What scares me is knowing how many would fail it.

[EmpressReznor]

Originally posted by rkzenrage
Should have to take a test for any automated/self-service system, especially self-check-out. You get a license to use them, all other idiots have to move-on. Basic, math, square pegs in square holes, etc. What scares me is knowing how many would fail it.

i second that. it is a very scary thought how many people would fail.

[ironmessiah]

Originally posted by TERROJA
Please. This is only a 2.0 on the angst-o-meter.

Funny, I'm reading 20000 Mega-Reznors.
















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[Angelina Fish]

Originally posted by TERROJA

I was watching Neon Genesis: Evangelion last night and I realized that there aren't nearly enough shows out there today where characters spout complete bullshit science in an extremely urgent tone. "Impossible! His MLC level is past a 0.7% wave-dialation ratio!"
Why is "cunt" a bad word? I think cunt sounds nice. Cunt sounds like a sandwich, to me (and really, cunts are a lot like sandwiches if you think about it).
What the fuck ever happened to Joe Pesci? Where did he go, god damn it! the world needs him now more than ever and he's off fucking around! Superman Returns? Fuck Superman! We want Pesci!
People who can't figure out the automatic ticket machine in the movie theater need to wait their asses in line. There should be a guy next to that thing with a stop watch, and if it takes you longer than a minute, he shoots you in the head with a .357 Magnum.
Speed limits piss me off. Everyone goes whatever speed they want to go anyway, so why bother? Whatever money we make off of speeding tickets could proably be saved if we just didn't hire stupid ass cops and pay for their stupid ass equipment. Let's just have a "suggested" speed.
People who begin a racist sentence with, "I'm not a racist, but . . . "


But what really grinds your gears?

[rkzenrage]

Why is it that when you are just sitting and reading quietly to yourself that everyone in your immediate vicinity feels the need to come up to you, interrupt you and try to start a conversation with you?
You are reading a book, obviously doing something and by yourself.... this makes no sense. It is rude, stupid and illogical.
I don't care if it is in public at a coffee house or cigar shop or just at home.
Where I see it the worst is with siblings, one sibling cannot make it through a room where another is quietly playing a game or reading a book without doing something idiotic to disturb them. It is like they revert to some base simian species. Not having siblings myself, I often ask why they do this and all have always refused to answer with anything that makes any sense.

[adamsrib]

Originally posted by TERROJA
People who begin a racist sentence with, "I'm not a racist, but . . . " I'm not a racist but all fucking niggers must fucking hang!

[TERROJA]

That's actually based on my dad's, "I'm not a racist, but I don't like to live around fucking niggers."

[adamsrib]

Originally posted by TERROJA
That's actually based on my dad's, "I'm not a racist, but I don't like to live around fucking niggers." Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

*regains composure*

Well, he certainly doesn't sound racist to me.

*giggles*

[TheBurk]

Originally posted by TERROJA

I was watching Neon Genesis: Evangelion last night and I realized that there aren't nearly enough shows out there today where characters spout complete bullshit science in an extremely urgent tone. "Impossible! His MLC level is past a 0.7% wave-dialation ratio!"


i saw plenty of that in the thread about al gores global warming movie. all that shit about non potable water.

[Knave Murdok]

Originally posted by TERROJA
I was watching Neon Genesis: Evangelion last night and I realized that there aren't nearly enough shows out there today where characters spout complete bullshit science in an extremely urgent tone. "Impossible! His MLC level is past a 0.7% wave-dialation ratio!"
[/B]

There's nohing bullshit about that science, in the future when we're all piloting giant robots made of the armored remains of our fabricated dieties... that's exactly what we'll be saying... and in those exact urgent tones.

[N.T.up]

What is that film where Joe Pesci stars alongside that sooty Danny Glover in which both are slightly retarded?

No-not the Lethal Weapon franchise.

[adamsrib]

Originally posted by N.T.up
What is that film where Joe Pesci stars alongside that sooty Danny Glover in which both are slightly retarded?

No-not the Lethal Weapon franchise. Gone fishing?

[MsFit]

Originally posted by adamsrib
Gone fishing?

HAHAHAH!!! I loved that movie. It's right up there with Blazing Saddles.

I wanna be a cowboy baybeeee... *fart*

[N.T.up]

That's the one! I was somewhat pissed off in a way that Mr Pesci didnt choke that kidnapper with some fishing line in the cabin whilst screaming "Kidnap?!I'll show you fucking kidnap you dumb motherfucker,you!"