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EmpressReznor
06-23-2006, 03:46 PM
is the worldest biggest asshole. he thinks he knows ever fucking thing. i'm fairly ceartian the only reason he is with my friend is cuz he wants to fuck her. he is incredilbly mean to me. he was talking to her the other day on the phone and she and i where in my room just hanging out and listening to music (i believe i had tool playing). he asked what we where listening to i told her tool. he said tool was gay. i told him he was a gay motherfucker. then he said oh listen to my profile song on myspace it is so awesome. i did and it was so fucking bad i wanted to be sick. also i saw his ipod and what was on it. he is all i'm so hardcore metal well mr. hardcore metal where is the fucking black sabbath, dio, zepplin, ac/dc, and good old metal and he lacks any industrial it is basically all metalcore trash. it is cunts like him that bug the hell out of me. may they all get bird flu!

EmpressReznor
06-23-2006, 03:50 PM
i would like to apologize for spelling the theard title wrong it should be my friend's boyfriend

ADingoAteMyBaby
06-23-2006, 03:50 PM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-10/1100398/angst.jpg

LittleHorn1053
06-23-2006, 03:52 PM
Thats an angry looking kid.

EmpressReznor
06-23-2006, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by ADingoAteMyBaby
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-10/1100398/angst.jpg

lol.

TheRapeFish
06-23-2006, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by EmpressReznor
i told him he was a gay motherfucker.

So he's a gay man who fucks females?

Calculations
06-23-2006, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by TheRapeFish
So he's a gay man who fucks females?

http://www.mansonusa.com/album/2006/S-Z/theking.jpg

EmpressReznor
06-23-2006, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by TheRapeFish
So he's a gay man who fucks females?

it was late at night so i was not thinking clearly and i was really not thinking and that is what came out of my mouth and to be technically corrected he would be a gay man who fuck mothers.

Lilith
06-23-2006, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by EmpressReznor
it was late at night so i was not thinking clearly and i was really not thinking and that is what came out of my mouth and to be technically corrected he would be a gay man who fuck mothers.

That must have been quite a strain on your thinking.

tetragrammutate
06-23-2006, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by EmpressReznor
it was late at night so i was not thinking clearly and i was really not thinking and that is what came out of my mouth and to be technically corrected he would be a gay man who fuck mothers.
That's probably a bigger insult to your friend than it is to him.

It's like when a mother calls her kid a son of a bitch while she's pissed off.

TheRapeFish
06-23-2006, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by EmpressReznor
and to be technically corrected he would be a gay man who fuck mothers.

Oh yeah, you're right because not all mothers are females, right?

The King
06-23-2006, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by Calculations
http://www.mansonusa.com/album/2006/S-Z/theking.jpg

Hot. <3

Calculations
06-23-2006, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by The King
Hot. <3

Only because of the ointment.

tetragrammutate
06-23-2006, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by TheRapeFish
Oh yeah, you're right because not all mothers are females, right?
Didn't you ever see that role-playing episode of My Two Dads?

SicFuc
06-23-2006, 04:57 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v447/sicfuc/faggot.jpg

The King
06-23-2006, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by tetragrammutate
Didn't you ever see that role-playing episode of My Two Dads?

There was a TV show about TJ's family?

EmpressReznor
06-23-2006, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by TheRapeFish
Oh yeah, you're right because not all mothers are females, right?

all mothers are females but it makes it more spefic. whatever.

The King
06-23-2006, 04:59 PM
Hahaha JR! That's old skoolness

EmpressReznor
06-23-2006, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by tetragrammutate
That's probably a bigger insult to your friend than it is to him.

It's like when a mother calls her kid a son of a bitch while she's pissed off.

true but frankly i'm begining to hate her to. she hasn't exactly been a great "friend".

The King
06-23-2006, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by EmpressReznor
true but frankly i'm begining to hate her to. she hasn't exactly been a great "friend".

You know what they say about hating on friends?

EmpressReznor
06-23-2006, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by The King
You know what they say about hating on friends?

actually i don't what do they say?

The King
06-23-2006, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by EmpressReznor
actually i don't what do they say?

They say "The only thing they're good for is getting fucked in the ass"

EmpressReznor
06-23-2006, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by The King
They say "The only thing they're good for is getting fucked in the ass"

i see. interesting. never heard that one before.

The King
06-23-2006, 05:07 PM
Cuz you've never had any friends to hate on.

Until now of course.

tetragrammutate
06-23-2006, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by EmpressReznor
if this is to stupid please just graveyard.

Originally posted by EmpressReznor
it was late at night so i was not thinking clearly and i was really not thinking and that is what came out of my mouth and to be technically corrected he would be a gay man who fuck mothers.

Originally posted by EmpressReznor
true but frankly i'm begining to hate her to. she hasn't exactly been a great "friend".
Man, your brain is about as useful as a lead balloon lately.

EmpressReznor
06-23-2006, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by tetragrammutate
Man, your brain is about as useful as a lead balloon lately.

thank you i have noticed that myself to. i guess to much moutain dew or maybe it is not enough moutain dew.

The King
06-23-2006, 05:11 PM
Not enough bleach in your Mountain Dew. Not enough.

EmpressReznor
06-23-2006, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by The King
Not enough bleach in your Mountain Dew. Not enough.

ROFL. i don't know about bleach.

rkzenrage
06-23-2006, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by EmpressReznor
is the worldest biggest asshole. he thinks he knows ever fucking thing. i'm fairly ceartian the only reason he is with my friend is cuz he wants to fuck her. he is incredilbly mean to me. he was talking to her the other day on the phone and she and i where in my room just hanging out and listening to music (i believe i had tool playing). he asked what we where listening to i told her tool. he said tool was gay. i told him he was a gay motherfucker. then he said oh listen to my profile song on myspace it is so awesome. i did and it was so fucking bad i wanted to be sick. also i saw his ipod and what was on it. he is all i'm so hardcore metal well mr. hardcore metal where is the fucking black sabbath, dio, zepplin, ac/dc, and good old metal and he lacks any industrial it is basically all metalcore trash. it is cunts like him that bug the hell out of me. may they all get bird flu!
Awwww.... somebody's got a crush.

EmpressReznor
06-23-2006, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by rkzenrage
Awwww.... somebody's got a crush.

do not he is as ugly as sin and i frankly wouldn't mind if he died.

Calculations
06-23-2006, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by EmpressReznor
do not he is as ugly as sin and i frankly wouldn't mind if he died.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y297/poizen-ivy/Emo%20And%20Gawth%20Funny%20Faces/Throatslit.jpg

rkzenrage
06-23-2006, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by EmpressReznor
do not he is as ugly as sin and i frankly wouldn't mind if he died.
If you have this much of an emotional response to him, there is more there. Otherwise, you just would not care.

EmpressReznor
06-24-2006, 01:05 AM
Originally posted by Calculations
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y297/poizen-ivy/Emo%20And%20Gawth%20Funny%20Faces/Throatslit.jpg

that would be about perfect.

EmpressReznor
06-24-2006, 01:06 AM
Originally posted by rkzenrage
If you have this much of an emotional response to him, there is more there. Otherwise, you just would not care.

maybe extreme hatred or maybe i'm just jealous my friend has a boyfriend and she is only 14 and i have never had a boyfriend and i'm 17 who knows.

Shinya
06-25-2006, 07:51 AM
Originally posted by EmpressReznor
also i saw his ipod and what was on it. he is all i'm so hardcore metal well mr. hardcore metal where is the fucking black sabbath, dio, zepplin, ac/dc, and good old metal and he lacks any industrial it is basically all metalcore trash.
It's lame how people assume you have to listen to certain dinosaur bands or your not a true metal fan. I wouldn't call myself an all out metal fan, but you tell someone you like Slipknot and some music nerd feels the need to tell you, "Oh that's not real metal. Go listen to some Judas Priest or Iron Maiden." No thanks.

maugan_ra_3rd
06-25-2006, 08:02 AM
Oh deary me, the poor thing was looking for comfort and support. In HERE?

EmpressReznor
06-25-2006, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by maugan_ra_3rd
Oh deary me, the poor thing was looking for comfort and support. In HERE?

not really i know better then that i just wanted to vent.

rkzenrage
06-27-2006, 12:28 AM
Originally posted by EmpressReznor
maybe extreme hatred or maybe i'm just jealous my friend has a boyfriend and she is only 14 and i have never had a boyfriend and i'm 17 who knows.
Sounds more like it... he hasn't done anything for you to hate him. Mild annoyance at best would be an over reaction.

EmpressReznor
06-27-2006, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by rkzenrage
Sounds more like it... he hasn't done anything for you to hate him. Mild annoyance at best would be an over reaction.

you know sometimes you need not a reason to hate someone. there is something i just really don't like about him.

rkzenrage
06-27-2006, 12:03 PM
Originally posted by EmpressReznor
you know sometimes you need not a reason to hate someone. there is something i just really don't like about him.
You going to go through life being irrational like that, you are in for a rough run. Have fun.
This is just you not wanting to own it.

roelq
06-27-2006, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by EmpressReznor
is the worldest biggest asshole. he thinks he knows ever fucking thing. i'm fairly ceartian the only reason he is with my friend is cuz he wants to fuck her. he is incredilbly mean to me. he was talking to her the other day on the phone and she and i where in my room just hanging out and listening to music (i believe i had tool playing). he asked what we where listening to i told her tool. he said tool was gay. i told him he was a gay motherfucker. then he said oh listen to my profile song on myspace it is so awesome. i did and it was so fucking bad i wanted to be sick. also i saw his ipod and what was on it. he is all i'm so hardcore metal well mr. hardcore metal where is the fucking black sabbath, dio, zepplin, ac/dc, and good old metal and he lacks any industrial it is basically all metalcore trash. it is cunts like him that bug the hell out of me. may they all get bird flu!

YOU SAD MAAAAAN

AbsintheSpade
06-27-2006, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by EmpressReznor
maybe extreme hatred or maybe i'm just jealous my friend has a boyfriend and she is only 14 and i have never had a boyfriend and i'm 17 who knows.

Maybe....does not having one kind of KILL YOU INSIDE??

Originally posted by EmpressReznor
you know sometimes you need not a reason to hate someone. there is something i just really don't like about him.

Yes.

Mr. Hate
06-28-2006, 08:13 AM
Originally posted by Shinya
It's lame how people assume you have to listen to certain dinosaur bands or your not a true metal fan. I wouldn't call myself an all out metal fan, but you tell someone you like Slipknot and some music nerd feels the need to tell you, "Oh that's not real metal. Go listen to some Judas Priest or Iron Maiden." No thanks.

I'd call most those dinosaur bands rock. I really don't hear how there considered metal, then again I hate genres I never know who is considered where.

EmpressReznor
06-28-2006, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by rkzenrage
You going to go through life being irrational like that, you are in for a rough run. Have fun.
This is just you not wanting to own it.

i'm not being irrational (well maybe a little bit) there is just something i don't like about this guy and his intentions. i rarely feel that way about people i'm normally the person that gets along with everyone but sometimes people just strike me in an odd way and i just can't help but explain as sheer irrational hatred.

Hellonheels
06-28-2006, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by tetragrammutate
Man, your brain is about as useful as a lead balloon lately. "Lately"?