I'm sooo goth

[SicFuc]

I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.
I'm so goth my pupils are black.
I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it"black black."
I'm so goth, whenever I walk into a room, all the lights go out.
I'm so goth I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator.
I'm so goth I died and didn't notice.
I'm so goth I don't paint my nails black--I bash them with a hammer.
I'm so goth, whenever I knock on somebody's door they give me candy.
I'm so goth I stole your Happy Meal.
I'm so goth I offered to sell my soul to the devil and he wouldn't take it.
I'm so goth, when I stop pouting, people ask, "What are YOU so happy about?
I'm so goth I set off airport metal detectors from ten feet away with all my jewelry.
I'm so goth I'm more goth than anyone else.
I'm so goth my diapers were pvc.
I'm so goth I was adopted by the Addams family.
I'm so goth the dark is scared of ME.
I'm so goth I have to wear sunglasses and sunscreen to look on the bright side.
I'm so goth that in kindergarten I sang "woe, woe, woe your boat..."
I'm so goth I get my razor blades wholesale.
I'm so goth my car horn goes "ankh ankh!"
I'm so goth I got my velvet cape from Dracula himself
I'm so goth even the darkness isn't my friend.
I'm so goth, bats are my kindred spirits
I'm so goth my picture is in the dictionary next to "goth" and "spooky"
I'm so goth my name is Goth McGoth.
I'm so goth I buy incense in bulk.
I'm so goth I only eat Count Chocula
I'm so goth I hang around the Heirophant and post my woes for the entire internet to read, then I slit my wrists while sipping absinthe and reading Poe when I'm made fun of for being so goth.

OMGOTH I'm so goth.

[adamsrib]

http://tinypic.com/21wkg4

[Lecter [-!-]]

I'm so goth Lucifer prince of darkness told me, Oh my god you're like so GAWTH!!!1!

[1989BCCClasmate]

http://www.nodal-point.com/misc/goth_stan.jpg










http://www.nodal-point.com/misc/goth_kids.jpg


LOL

[Lecter [-!-]]

I'm so goth my white blood cells are black.

[SicFuc]

Originally posted by Lecter [-!-]
I'm so goth my white blood cells are black.

LOL..that's a good one.

[Vexation]

I'm so goth my mum steals my makeup.

[Lecter [-!-]]

Originally posted by Vexation
I'm so goth my mum steals my makeup.

Hahaha.

[disposed teen]

i'm so goth, i put the laughter in manslaughter

[sicklystar]

Originally posted by adamsrib
http://tinypic.com/21wkg4

damn..i feel hella bad for that guy..or girl. it makes me kind of sad to know thats an actual person..and it chooses to dress like that..

[disposed teen]

Originally posted by sicklystar
damn..i feel hella bad for that guy..or girl. it makes me kind of sad to know thats an actual person..and it chooses to dress like that..

or that it looks like that

[Lecter [-!-]]

I'm so goth my wife is refered to as my widow.

[Lecter [-!-]]

I'm so goth i urinate blood.

[ozebane]

I'm so goth.... Don't talk to me, you heathen.

*shuffles to the back and looks menacing*

[SicFuc]

Originally posted by Lecter [-!-]
I'm so goth i urinate blood.

No..you just have Syphillis


I'm so goth I believe The Crow is the finest movie ever put to celluloid.

I'm so goth I only speak ye Olde English

[ozebane]

Originally posted by SicFuc
I'm so goth I only speak ye Olde English

Psht, only true gawths speak Norwegian.

[adamsrib]

Originally posted by Lecter [-!-]
I'm so goth i urinate blood. Maybe you should get your kidneys examined.

Originally posted by sicklystar
damn..i feel hella bad for that guy..or girl. it makes me kind of sad to know thats an actual person..and it chooses to dress like that.. THAT'S ME!

Not really though.

[jason]

this is the lamest most pathetic shit i have seen in ages, who can define what the mind projects at the matter of ones own being, not one can define such acts of atrocity.

[SicFuc]

Originally posted by jason
this is the lamest most pathetic shit i have seen in ages, who can define what the mind projects at the matter of ones own being, not one can define such acts of atrocity.

How goth.

[alizarin_rose]

*sigh*

I'm so goth.

[adamsrib]

Originally posted by jason
this is the lamest most pathetic shit i have seen in ages, who can define what the mind projects at the matter of ones own being, not one can define such acts of atrocity. That nearly made sense.

[alizarin_rose]

Originally posted by jason
this is the lamest most pathetic shit i have seen in ages, who can define what the mind projects at the matter of ones own being, not one can define such acts of atrocity.

I fall on thorns.

I bleed.

[ozebane]

Almost... GAWTHCHICK!

[SicFuc]

Originally posted by alizarin_rose
*sigh*

I'm so goth.

There there.. *tosses Rosie a box of razors*

[David Alexander]

I'm so goth , I got my eyes like SicFuc

[ozebane]

Originally posted by prescribed model
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/omegaxiv/bm6.gif

Ugh.
As much as I like black metal, the image fucking sucks.

[David Alexander]

ya they are too fat to wear that clothes ...

[SicFuc]

Originally posted by David Alexander
I'm so goth , I got my eyes like SicFuc

*whistles*

That's pretty goth.

[Sighco]

why is it that the entire time i was reading i had the "i'm too sexy" song in my head?

[SicFuc]

Originally posted by Sighco
why is it that the entire time i was reading i had the "i'm too sexy" song in my head?

Cuz you are, silly.

I'm too goth for this thread, too goth for this thread..so goth I'm dead.

[Sighco]

Originally posted by SicFuc
I'm too goth for this thread, too goth for this thread..so goth I'm dead.

best one liner today

[sicklystar]

Originally posted by SicFuc
Cuz you are, silly.

I'm too goth for this thread, too goth for this thread..so goth I'm dead.

that was deep. you should carve it in your arm.

[SicFuc]

Originally posted by sicklystar
that was deep. you should carve it in your arm.

I'm waaaaay ahead of you on that one.

[Nailpin]

I'm so goth I've seen these all before.

[SicFuc]

Originally posted by Nailpin
I'm so goth I've seen these all before.

..in a past life.

[David Alexander]

Originally posted by SicFuc
*whistles*

That's pretty goth.

yep

[synthemesc]

I'm so goth, my wrists slit themselves.

[BugattiV8]

Originally posted by disposed teen
i'm so goth, i put the laughter in manslaughter
love it!

[morbidbliss]

i'm not goth, I'm vamp.

fyi, I was adopted by the Addams family, only they named me some shitty perky first name ("elise cassandra" changed it to "Miry") BJ's warehouse is a good place to get razor blades. You wanna see, Ive got pictures posted on the www.gurl.com cutting and self-mutilation boards.

and to add to the one liners:

I'm so goth that my nails turn black with gangreen :p

oh and I have all of poes books/poems downloaded onto my pda

[Sinnamon]

I'm so goth I'm taller than Danny Filth.

[adamsrib]

Originally posted by Sinnamon 666
I'm so goth I'm taller than Danny Filth. LOL

Everyone's taller than Dani.

[ProdigyOfIcarus]

I'm so goth that whenever I walk into the living room, the cruicifix on the wall says "Daaayum that's goth!"

[black_goat]

im so goth i make nuns shit bricks















(no laughter, jus silence)

[chemist80]

I'm so goth I have stigmata on my wrists.

[Polo]

i have a collection of these and no i'm not checking the first post for doublers... deal! ;P


I'm so Goth, when I go outside, the sun sets.
I'm so Goth I say things like "eternally yours in darkness" and "love and darkness" and "may the eternal darkness of the abyss enrapture and enshroud you in its infernal sickly sweet embrace."
I'm so Goth I don't use fabric softener because I like pain.
I'm so Goth I got a tattoo of Celtic knot work starting at the top of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.
I'm so Goth I think electrical tape is a fashion accessory.
I'm so Goth, in preschool, all my drawings were entitled, "DEATH"
I'm so Goth, in high school, all my papers were entitled, "DEATH"
I'm so Goth I make flowers wilt.
I'm so Goth I have carpal tunnel syndrome from constantly putting the back of my hand to my forehead.
I'm so Goth, when I'm sleeping people come and check my pulse.
I'm so Goth I don't have a pulse.
I'm so Goth I changed my name to Mystryss Darque Wintyr Nyght Rayn Ravyn.
I'm so Goth I don't have a name. I'm just "Goth."
I'm so Goth I always use the word "Goth" instead of "got"
I'm so Goth every sentence I say has the word "Goth" in it.
I'm so Goth I'm the only person who really understands what Goth is.
I'm so Goth I know what PVC stands for.
I'm so Goth the dark is scared of me.
I'm so Goth I know how to spell Siouxsie and The Banshees.
I'm so Goth, Robert Smith asked me for my autograph.
I'm so Goth I dot my i's with frowny faces.
I''m so Goth I have a fishnet umbrella.
I'm so Goth that bats hang little plastic me's from their ceiling.
I'm so Goth I make Happy Meals cry.
I'm so Goth I'm only wearing black until something darker comes along.
I'm so Goth serial killers find me depressing.




:)

[angelsephiroth]

http://tinypic.com/2202vq

[Hellonheels]

Originally posted by Polo
I'm so Goth I got a tattoo of Celtic knot work starting at the top of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.
I''m so Goth I have a fishnet umbrella.
I'm so Goth that bats hang little plastic me's from their ceiling.
I'm so Goth I'm only wearing black until something darker comes along.


LOL - I love these ones.

[ProdigyOfIcarus]

Originally posted by angelsephiroth
http://tinypic.com/2202vq

I'm so moose...

[TimTim_Anarchy]

im so goth i had that list printed out & on my wall already sadly :P

im so goth i go around yelling at everyone "I HAVE STEEL CAPPED BOOTS!"
& dress like spike from buffy... :d
(well no, i dont, but an aquatience of mine really does.. omg wtf)

[Shangri-LIE]

If the shade black characterizes the word "goth".I wondor
what color/shade is the antithesis of that word?

Tommy Trucks

[sinister ninja]

im not.

[Huckle]

I'm sooo goth, like totally..!

I'm too goth for someone like you, but you'll never be as goth whatever you do...

[Mr_Hollywood]

Im so goth I dance in Marilyn Manson videos with t-shirts that say "Aint Nothin but a Goth Thang!"

[TimTim_Anarchy]

im so goth i got bleached hair.


im so goth i tell everyone im not goth. :P

[alizarin_rose]

http://www.sb-photographies.com/musique/groupes/l/london/london2.jpg

http://pittgoth.com/music/corpus/corpus.jpg

http://www.pararadio.hu/010730_214/rozz.jpg

http://www.comnet.ca/~rina/images/dinah_cancer.jpg

http://xdeath.free.fr/xdeathography/7''split_sgc.jpg

http://images.freemusic.cz/koncerty/lpd03/26.jpg

http://www.musictap.net/Graphics/CDCovers/HumanDramaMementos.jpg

You are shamfully goth if you recognize any of these bands.

[sixpastsix]

im so goth my desk at work looks like this
http://www.brucescustomwood.com/phant/sps_desk_goth.jpg

[Lecter [-!-]]

I'm so goth my mother died while giving birth to me.

[faunadestia]

Hah
"I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it black black."

[Sinnamon]

Originally posted by Mr_Hollywood
Im so goth I dance in Marilyn Manson videos with t-shirts that say "Aint Nothin but a Goth Thang!"

I'm so goth I have that shirt.

[adamsrib]

I'm so goth, I've heard of Bauhaus and actually listen to them sometimes.

[Lecter [-!-]]

I'm so goth Batman parked his Batmobile in my bedroom thinking it was the Batcave.

[adamsrib]

Originally posted by Lecter [-!-]
I'm so goth Batman parked his Batmobile in my bedroom thinking it was the Batcave. Fo rizzle?

[Lecter [-!-]]

Originally posted by adamsrib
Fo rizzle?

Fo shizzle mah nizzle!

[Elvis1ncarnate]

Originally posted by Lecter [-!-]
Fo shizzle mah nizzle!

That is not a very 'goth' this to say fo' shizzle..

[Lecter [-!-]]

Originally posted by Elvis1ncarnate
That is not a very 'goth' this to say fo' shizzle..

I'm so goth i don't give a shit.

[SicFuc]

I'm so goth I own the trademark on clove cigarettes.

[Elvis1ncarnate]

I'm so goth that i never sleep

[Lecter [-!-]]

I'm so goth my wet dreams are nightmares.

[alizarin_rose]

*smokes clove*

uh hu.

*sighs*

I'm so goth.

[ozebane]

I'm so goth... Well I'm not a goth, I'm 'individual'. :-)

[1989BCCClasmate]

seeing that I am one of the maternal ones(in other words the older set...)
I am so goth they call mehttp://www.rpgshop.com/images/tshirts/fairygothmother_web.jpg









LOL

[SicFuc]

I'm so goth I rigged my coffin to play Bauhaus as I sleep.

[Mechantichrist]

Originally posted by Lecter [-!-]
I'm so goth my wet dreams are nightmares. haha, that's a good one :)

[Lecter [-!-]]

Originally posted by Mechantichrist
haha, that's a good one :)

yeah, whatever...

omg i'm so goth!



j/k
thank's

[ProdigyOfIcarus]

I'm so goth that my cock is more metal than cock.

[Lecter [-!-]]

I'm so goth i never did my homework.

[SicFuc]

Originally posted by Lecter [-!-]
I'm so goth i never did my homework.

That was so not goth, I hereby revoke your license to goth.

[ProdigyOfIcarus]

Originally posted by SicFuc
That was so not goth, I hereby revoke your license to goth.

Indeed. However, if you were to say, "I'm so goth, I turned in pentagrams on my homework" then you'd still have your liscense.

[Lecter [-!-]]

Originally posted by SicFuc
That was so not goth, I hereby revoke your license to goth.

As if i care.

Out goth that suckah!


PS:

Here's what i first wanted to type, but my gothiness hit me:

Noooooooooooo
:(

But ... but... i have Batman in .. in my sig...

sniff sniff
:(

[boguslavsky_hmr]

I am So Goth that I cant sleep in a Coffin since all of the wanna-be Goth people are doing it.

[ProdigyOfIcarus]

Originally posted by boguslavsky_hmr
I am So Goth that I cant sleep in a Coffin since all of the wanna-be Goth people are doing it.

Wow. That was great.

</sarcasm>

[boguslavsky_hmr]

It was purposely supposed to be Stupid. I dont consider Gothic to be an expression even you can tell that. :)

[ProdigyOfIcarus]

Originally posted by boguslavsky_hmr
It was purposely supposed to be Stupid. I dont consider Gothic to be an expression even you can tell that. :)

Okay, THAT, if I understood it correctly, was brilliant.

[alizarin_rose]

http://www.discount-cigarettes-for-sale.com/images/cloves-2.jpg

[Lecter [-!-]]

I'm so goth Satan called an exorcist to get me out of his house.

[adamsrib]

Originally posted by Lecter [-!-]
I'm so goth Satan called an exorcist to get me out of his house. lol

What were you doing in his house anyway?

[Lecter [-!-]]

Originally posted by adamsrib
lol

What were you doing in his house anyway?

Nothin, i thought i was visiting my aunt.

[ProdigyOfIcarus]

Originally posted by adamsrib
lol

What were you doing in his house anyway?

He was doing your (grand)mother!

[adamsrib]

Originally posted by ProdigyOfIcarus
He was doing your (grand)mother! Great. Now everyone knows.

[ProdigyOfIcarus]

Originally posted by adamsrib
Great. Now everyone knows.

Well, yeah. And if they want proof, I have the video.

[boguslavsky_hmr]

http://www.cyrell.net/Flash/Stuff/boobs.jpg

if not this...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/bunbury_hmr/manboobs.jpg

[Macabre]

i'm so goth, my g/f bangs her head on the grave every time we have sex on the bed.

[alizarin_rose]

These Lyrics are soooo goth;

FIGURATIVE THEATRE

In the shallow holes
of a thousand eyes
in the knee-deep graves
of future survivors
The fleshless guests live off
children of the past
Their aging fingers cast the
Shadow of Death

(Chorus)
Their razor sharp tongues
invite to relax
as they slip the skin of your
eyelids back
invasive spectators
get into the act

with roses and candles
silver knives and spoons
persona read women dance with
priests on a side road
your vision perspectives are
turning to stone
cabaret slide show starts
shooting their loads
Act one is the end, the show
now begins

(chorus)
Breath ballet prancers spin on
Porcelain backbone
a child's muddled cry turns into
hilarity
ungracious freeloaders leave their
dead on a doorstep
Flowers of doom bloom in prosperity
luxuries of past days are
luxuries of our days
luxuries of past days
luxuries of our days

Rozz Williams of Christian Death Wrote these lyrics, and they are from the album, "It's Only Theatre of Pain".

Every Manson fan should be familiar with Christian Death if you are not.

Rozz is dead now, but Christian Death is still around, fronted by Valor. He's not as good as Rozz in my opinion, but it's still Christian Death.



Rozz was an amazing song writer, and poet <3


Rozz Williams;
http://www.sb-photographies.com/musique/groupes/c/cdrozz/rozz1.jpe

A great Christian Death Album;
http://i17.ebayimg.com/02/i/02/30/e4/f2_1_b.JPG

Valor
http://www.sanctuary.ch/report/ChristianDeath/Valor1.jpg

If you listen to this band, you will be so goth.

[Nailpin]

*now feels lame for owning Only Theatre of Pain*

[Lecter [-!-]]

I'm so goth i hate you all and i'm not even joking.

[alizarin_rose]

Originally posted by Nailpin
*now feels lame for owning Only Theatre of Pain*

Theatre of Pain fucking rules!

It's the best Christian Death album ever!

Did you know that Eva O went all super christian after Rozz commited suicide?

I felt betrayed when I learned that.

:(

[alizarin_rose]

Originally posted by Lecter [-!-]
I'm so goth i hate you all and i'm not even joking.

Do you like to sit in dark rooms, shoot heroin into your dick, and read Poppy Z Brite books too?

[gesh]

I'm so goth what's the use of replying

[Lecter [-!-]]

Originally posted by alizarin_rose
Do you like to sit in dark rooms, shoot heroin into your dick, and read Poppy Z Brite books too?

No, i don't.

I do prefer the dark though.

[SamuraiKoala32]

Originally posted by 1989BCCClasmate
http://www.nodal-point.com/misc/goth_kids.jpg

lol! everytime i say something dark or pessimistic (which is most everything i say), my friends refer to me as the goth kid from south park... to which i usually respond:

shut up, conformists. you don't know what pain is *takes a puff from cigarette* *shakes head slightly so the hair moves around in front of my eye* *blows smoke*

I'm so goth that I hijacked the bloodmobile.

[the_freak_show]

I'm so goth, I wear green instead of black.

[SicFuc]

I'm so goth I withdraw money from a bloodbank

[boguslavsky_hmr]

Originally posted by Macabre
i'm so goth, my g/f bangs her head on the grave every time we have sex on the bed.
No, I think thats just some weird ass Foreplay. :P

I am so Goth my family named me 666 instead.

[TimTim_Anarchy]

im so goth i tell everyone im a german & nazis rock...
(even though im russian & germans rock :P )

im so goth i steal sperm from the spermbank & then throw it off buildings at people.

im so goth when i drive past bikriders i point at them and scream "YOUR WHEELS ARE TURNING!!" & garanteed everytime they look down & then axe themselves.

[alizarin_rose]

^That's not goth.

[alizarin_rose]

This is Goth;
http://www.vamp.org/Gothic/Images/images/fiend.jpg
"Are you feeling zombified?"

Every self respecting Goth owns this album;
http://www.alwaysontherun.net/mortal.jpg
Because everyone needs ambient noise to contemplate suicide too.

And who could live with out these guys?
http://homepage.mac.com/olivers/pix/ring.jpg
Because some girls wander by mistake.

^_^

[TimTim_Anarchy]

btw the guy from alien sex feind is kinda really funny/really scary looking, his eyes look like theyre gonna fall out, its a pretty rockin band though...

[alizarin_rose]

Alien Sex Fiend rules.

<3

[Vexation]

I'm so goth my racist parents beat me.

[Ed Gil]

I'm so goth I come from the Columbine trench-coat Mafia.

[PaletteONarmer]

How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, goths don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in cemeteries.

[alizarin_rose]

^Lol!

I'm so Goth I know what the Pallete Of Narmer is!

<3

[Lecter [-!-]]

Ich bin so 'goth', dass ich nur deutsch spreche.

[morbidbliss]

Originally posted by Lecter [-!-]
Ich bin so 'goth', dass ich nur deutsch spreche.

Nien, ich habe gesehen dich englische Sprache, gebrochenes noch dazu. laut lachen.

Mich daher "goth", Das habe ich nicht Schluss machen, Ich bin schon unbedämpft!

[Lecter [-!-]]

Originally posted by morbidbliss
Nien, ich habe gesehen dich englische Sprache, gebrochenes noch dazu. laut lachen.

Mich daher "goth", Das habe ich nicht Schluss machen, Ich bin schon unbedämpft!

Was zum Teufel wolltest du sagen?

[Yusuf]

I'm so goth, I'm awake at 4:33.

[morbidbliss]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by morbidbliss
Nien, ich habe gesehen dich englische Sprache, gebrochenes noch dazu. laut lachen.

Mich daher "goth", Das habe ich nicht Schluss machen, Ich bin schon unbedämpft!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



Was zum Teufel wolltest du sagen?

I said:

No, I've seen you speak english, broken all be it. laughing out loud.

I'm so goth, I don't have to commit suicide, I am already dead!

[Tabris]

i so goth a burnt a church down

[ozebane]

I'm so goth, I give tips on being kvlt and goth to Varg Vikernes.

*shock* I dont believe this thread has had the most gothy picture of all time in yet...

http://tinypic.com/23rvv4

[alizarin_rose]

Die Form
http://www.virtualnightangel.com/ad_infinitum.GIF

Psychic TV
http://www.brainwashed.com/coil/images/ptv/symbol.jpg

Sheep On Drugs
http://happyboozer.online.fr/kl/l/g/sheep_on_drugs_2.jpg

I am more goth than all of you.

[MsFit]

http://www.frankenstudent.com/images/award_goth.gif

[Calculations]

Originally posted by SicFuc

I'm so goth my car horn goes "ankh ankh!"

LOL!

[Nosferatu]

I'm so goth that, when I cut my suicidal goth wrists, I bleed black.

[SicFuc]

I'm so goth that Satan named his kids after me.
I'm so goth I have bats in my belfry.

[Legato]

Originally posted by ozebane
http://tinypic.com/23rvv4

Pffft! Dumb Kids..

[Mia Wallace]

I'm so goth I'm whiter than Michael Jackson.

[SicFuc]

I'm so goth that albinos look dark.

[SicFuc]

I'm so goth I write my poetry using ink from the blood of a unicorn and a quill from only the blackest of ravens.


Goth haiku:

I'm too goth for you
The ultimate goth I am
My soul is blackest.

[SelahDeath]

Originally posted by SicFuc
I'm so goth that albinos look dark.

i'm so goth i am albino.

[SicFuc]

Originally posted by SelahDeath
i'm so goth i am albino.

HA!

Im gothier than thou! *takes puff from clove cigarette*

[SelahDeath]

hmph
*snuffs out clove cigarette on bare forearm...sssssssss*

[SicFuc]

I'm so goth my homepage is set to www.goth.net

I'm so goth my turds are bat-shaped.
I'm so goth I decorate with spiderwebs
I'm so goth my internet screen name has 666 in it.

[SelahDeath]

goth #1: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face have atrophied.
goth #2: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face never GREW.
goth #3: What's a smile?

goth #1: I'm so goth I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the top of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.
goth #2: I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.
goth #3: I'm so goth I pierced all my tattoos

I'm so goth I ate a Happy Meal... because I like to live dangerous.

I'm so goth I don't take my medications, so I can be more goth

I'm so goth, when I was born the doctor slapped me and I didn't cry.

I'm so goth little old ladies in walkers cross the street to insult me.

I'm so goth I keep getting hit on by necrophiliacs!

[boguslavsky_hmr]

Originally posted by SicFuc I'm so goth my internet screen name has 666 in it. [/B]
Honestly, How many more Fuckers must I meet that do have that!
hahaha.

SelahDeath, you have some funny shit there. It cracked me up!

[Lecter [-!-]]

I'm so goth they named a graveyard after me.

[the_freak_show]

I came across this the other day. Maybe some of you already read this before.

How you can tell if your child is a goth

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Weetos cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches sky television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-M'sturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: \"I'm so gothic, I'm dead\", \"woe is me\", \"I'm a goth\".
-Claims to be a goth.

[SelahDeath]

I'm so goth I listen to The Sisters of Mercy and Bauhaus simultaneously at midnight in a graveyard sitting in a pentagram surrounded by candles... And oh, there's a full moon... and then I die. And then I come back to life. And then I die again... Tragically.

I'm so goth nuns and priests resent me because I look cooler in black than them.

I'm so goth I sleep UNDER my bed

I'm so goth I spend every waking moment, every breath, in contemplation of Goth. The totality of my being is at one with the essence of Goth.

I'm so goth I dot my i's with frowny faces.

I'm so goth that when I was a toddler, I didn't cry over spilled milk, I MOURNED it.

I'm so goth that bats hang little plastic me's from their ceiling.

I'm so goth that lightning strikes whenever I count things

goth #1: I'm so goth I changed my name to Mystryss Darque Wintyr Nyght Rayn Ravyn.
goth #2: I'm so goth I don't have a name. I'm just "goth."

I'm so goth all I do is sit around and talk about how goth I am.

[SicFuc]

Originally posted by SelahDeath
I'm so goth I listen to The Sisters of Mercy and Bauhaus simultaneously at midnight in a graveyard sitting in a pentagram surrounded by candles... And oh, there's a full moon... and then I die. And then I come back to life. And then I die again... Tragically.

I'm so goth nuns and priests resent me because I look cooler in black than them.

I'm so goth I sleep UNDER my bed

I'm so goth I spend every waking moment, every breath, in contemplation of Goth. The totality of my being is at one with the essence of Goth.

I'm so goth I dot my i's with frowny faces.

I'm so goth that when I was a toddler, I didn't cry over spilled milk, I MOURNED it.

I'm so goth that bats hang little plastic me's from their ceiling.

I'm so goth that lightning strikes whenever I count things




OMGOTH!11 These are the greatest! LOL!..I mean *frown*

[Lecter [-!-]]

I'm so goth satan lost his job because of me.

[SelahDeath]

i'm so goth i write on black paper with a black pen, and if you can't read it, you're just not goth enough.

[Lecter [-!-]]

^Haha, that's silly.


I'm so goth my birthday is 9/11.

[SelahDeath]

I'm so goth I'm shocked by heterosexuality

[Lecter [-!-]]

I'm so goth mothers have pictures of me that they show their kids while telling them that is how they would look like if they didn't drink their milk and brushed their teeth.

[SelahDeath]

I'm so goth I have rigor mortis whenever I'm with my girlfriend

[Mia Wallace]

Originally posted by SelahDeath
I'm so goth I keep getting hit on by necrophiliacs!

Funny stuff :P

[adamsrib]

I'm so goth, I created a goth themed avatar and sig.

[SicFuc]

Originally posted by adamsrib
I'm so goth, I created a goth themed avatar and sig.

[Yusuf]

I'm so goth my friend burnt an ankh into his flesh.

^True story.

[Sighco]

has anyone seen the 'horror' flick "goth"? it's basically a softcore porn and the main 'bad guy' is named goth...horrible, truely horrid.

i'm so goth i let my masochist friends bleed on my albino naked skin while i listen to sisters of mercy and burn pentagrams above where my rotted heart once was.

[adamsrib]

Originally posted by Yusuf
I'm so goth my friend burnt an ankh into his flesh.

^True story. Your friend sounds like he's more goth than you are.

[Sighco]

one of my ex's had a pentacle burned into her side

[Lecter [-!-]]

I'm so goth satan sold me his soul.

[SicFuc]

I'm so goth I live in Notre Dame.

[Dadadada]

Originally posted by SicFuc
Cuz you are, silly.

I'm too goth for this thread, too goth for this thread..so goth I'm dead.

Holy fucking shit, I think I need a new pair of panties, that is the most fucking hilarious thing I have EVER read!

[SicFuc]

Originally posted by Dadadada
Holy fucking shit, I think I need a new pair of panties, that is the most fucking hilarious thing I have EVER read!

:-| <-- goth smile.

[MariMayans]

I'm so goth I cut my eyebrows off and draw them in on the back of my neck.
I'm so goth I burn in my eyebrows.

[SicFuc]

I'm so goth I listen to Marilyn Manson
I'm so goth I punch myself in the eyes so they stay blacker longer

[sixpastsix]

I'm so goth I joined this site?

[Lecter [-!-]]

I'm so goth Freddy has nightmares about me.

[adamsrib]

Originally posted by Lecter [-!-]
I'm so goth Freddy has nightmares about me. LOL!

[Lecter [-!-]]

I'm so goth Trent Reznor thinks my songs are depressing.

[alizarin_rose]

I'm so goth Jason thinks I'm scary.

[MariMayans]

Someone on here said once (on the same topic) : "I'm so goth I'm constipated."

LOL

[roach]

i'm so goth that i'm a deadhooker......booya!!!!!

[alizarin_rose]

I'm so goth, I only pick up dead hookers.

[Lecter [-!-]]

I'm so goth 5 year old girls cry when they see me and run scared to their parent. When the parents come to see why their daughter is crying they run away from me crying and scared as well.

[angelsephiroth]

I am so goth that angry ticks fire out of my nipples.

[ruhelos_dolly]

well.....
im so goth i make you all look like a bunch of depressed preppie posers who didnt get the pony they wanted for their birthday!
:P

[N.T.up]

well since you're all so goth this thread needs to be graveyarded ;)

[Lecter [-!-]]

Originally posted by N.T.up
well since you're all so goth this thread needs to be graveyarded ;)

That actually made sense.

[SicFuc]

I'm so goth I go to tanning salons to try and get my skin as black as my soul.

[ozebane]

I'm so goth I suck up passing people and objects with the dark vacuum that is my soul.

[alizarin_rose]

I'm so goth I match my blacks so I don't look tacky.

^_^

[ProdigyOfIcarus]

Originally posted by alizarin_rose
I'm so goth I match my blacks so I don't look tacky.

^_^

That's not goth; that's queer.

"Queer Eye for the Straight Goth"

[alizarin_rose]

Originally posted by ProdigyOfIcarus
That's not goth; that's queer.

"Queer Eye for the Straight Goth"

Not if it's a woman doing it.

^_^

[ProdigyOfIcarus]

Originally posted by alizarin_rose
Not if it's a woman doing it.

^_^

If you're giving tips to a woman goth it is! :-P

[alizarin_rose]

Originally posted by ProdigyOfIcarus
If you're giving tips to a woman goth it is! :-P

All hard core goth girls try to match their blacks as much as possible.

^_^

[chemist80]

Originally posted by alizarin_rose
All hard core goth girls try to match their blacks as much as possible.

^_^

I'm not even a hard-core goth girl and I try to match my blacks as much as possible. :)

I hate it when the blacks don't match.

[ProdigyOfIcarus]

Originally posted by chemist80
I hate it when the blacks don't match.

That could've been an I'm Sooo Goth right there. :-P

[chemist80]

Originally posted by ProdigyOfIcarus
That could've been an I'm Sooo Goth right there. :-P

Lol! I didn't see that one coming.

[ProdigyOfIcarus]

Originally posted by chemist80
Lol! I didn't see that one coming.

That's what she said!


In BED last night!






























Then I beat her!





















With a three-foot-long lead pipe!
























And blamed it on the black guy and/or goth kid downstairs!

[rogue artist]

I am so goth that all the good one-liners are taken

[alizarin_rose]

I'm soo goth (http://www.livejournal.com/users/alizarin_rose/2005/04/01/)

[Lecter [-!-]]

Originally posted by alizarin_rose
I'm soo goth (http://www.livejournal.com/users/alizarin_rose/2005/04/01/)

Oh my, you ARE goth!

[alizarin_rose]

Originally posted by Lecter [-!-]
Oh my, you ARE goth!

Yeah, if I wasn't so blasted lazy, I'd post that quiz in this tread, but I'm lazy:)

Yes, I am very goth.

I'm so goth I don't know how to live with out waring fishnet stalkings.

^_^

[sicklystar]

I'm not sure if anyone said this yet, but It came to me in the other "Gothz" thread.

This thread is so goth, it should be in the graveyard.

[SicFuc]

Originally posted by sicklystar
This thread is so goth, it should be in the graveyard.

That was soo ungoth of you. I wish life on you.

[sicklystar]

Originally posted by SicFuc
That was soo ungoth of you. I wish life on you.

Haha. I promise you, I didn't mean this cooler than cool thread should be put down. A graveyard is just a suitable place for anything gothik.

[alizarin_rose]

This thread is soo goth, it should be put in a casket.

http://www.graveyards.com/images/mhcoffin.jpg

And then in a graveyard<3

http://www.stockpix.com/stock/humanendeavors/arts/9785.jpg

[SicFuc]

I'm so sad I could almost smile.

[alizarin_rose]

^I'm so goth I never learned how to smile.

[Lecter [-!-]]

I'm so goth i took a picture the other day and that's what came out:

http://www.kisaki.net/papyrus/paper3.jpg

[alizarin_rose]

^ I laughed so fucking hard I stopped being goth.

[Lecter [-!-]]

Originally posted by alizarin_rose
^ I laughed so fucking hard I stopped being goth.

:)

Glad you liked it.

(oh well that was so ungothy of me)

[alizarin_rose]

^You're right, it was you poser>:[

[KlNDERFELD]

im so goth i have two different personalities- one of them is afraid the other will take over
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/KlNDERFELD/Apr03150.jpg

[alizarin_rose]

^I had two personalities once.

Then my bad side, ate my good side, and I feel better now.

[SicFuc]

Originally posted by Seductress
I'm so goth, my vibrator is home-made of razors and needles.

Oh sweetie!1

<3

[Legato]

I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooo goth that I run to the store to pick up some milk in this attire:

http://tinypic.com/4gpx93

[pyrox02]

I'm so goth that I got the 666th post in the picture thread.

[Mad]

I'am so goth I speak colour

[Rx]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/SquiffyRx/gofffff.jpg

[Mad]

http://photobucket.com/albums/y145/dtnsmark/th_untitled.jpg

OMGOTH

[Rx]

Originally posted by Mad
http://photobucket.com/albums/y145/dtnsmark/th_untitled.jpg

OMGOTH

lol! wasnt i cute!

[Mad]

Get a hair cut, hippie.

[Rx]

oi! you need one too!

when we going to toni and goth?

[Mad]

I don't know, after I get my nails done.

[Rx]

yeh, u really need to get them done.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/SquiffyRx/nails.jpg

[Mad]

You painted those, blame yourself for the shabby work.

[Rx]

no i didnt you fool, you went to your mates to do them, remember you met us there?!

[Mad]

Regardless, your still to blame.

[Rx]

Originally posted by Mad
Regardless, your still to blame.

i'm so goth, i'm always to blame, i have that effect on people.

edit : hold on, arn't i emo?!

[Mad]

http://photobucket.com/albums/y145/dtnsmark/th_omg.jpg

OMGOTH RX

Burning Norweigen Churches, Children and Cattle since 1986.

[Rx]

Originally posted by Mad
http://photobucket.com/albums/y145/dtnsmark/th_omg.jpg

OMGOTH RX

Burning Norweigen Churches, Children and Cattle since 1986.

-_-

[rogue artist]

i have no idea if these are already on here.....

I'm soo goth Crayola named white the new skin color.

I'm so goth i make michael jackson look black again.

if they aren't then i'm a genius and if they are......dammit

[Mercury SS]

I'm so goth that anything I touch, dies...

I'm so goth, people look at me and say "wow, he's so goth..."

I'm so goth, that Marilyn Manson uses my picture as a daily reminder of how he should look like...

(I know they're pathetic, don't bother telling me this, I did it on purpose)

[Komaschwarz]

This one's so good I had to carry it over to this thread.

"I'm so goth, I vote conservative"

[SicFuc]

Originally posted by Komaschwarz
This one's so good I had to carry it over to this thread.

"I'm so goth, I vote conservative"

I'm so goth I won't admit how funny that was.

[The King]

I'm so goth I tan in the shade.

[ProdigyOfIcarus]

I'm so goth that I think this thread is an unfair depiction of us "Gothic Americans."

[The King]

I'm so goth I wear extension chords with 13 loops instead of ties. >_x

[Lecter [-!-]]

I'm so goth i didn't cry after watching the scene in Lion King where Mufasa dies.

[angelsephiroth]

Originally posted by angelsephiroth
I masturbate onto ripped bibles because I am that damn gawth.

[Lecter [-!-]]

Told ya it was the wrong thread.
:p

It's about time you posted that here.

[SicFuc]

My ego thanks you both. :(

^O^ ^O^ <-- gawth bats

[Lecter [-!-]]

Originally posted by SicFuc
My ego thanks you both. :(

^O^ ^O^ <-- gawth bats
I'm so goth i'm not gonna say your welcome, instead i'm gonna bite off the heads of your bats which will make them look like that ----> ^+^ ^+^ then spit the blood on your face.

[Eris23]

Im so goth I painted my cat black
Im so goth when I walk in a church the communion wine is transmutated into Satans blood
Im so Goth I replaced all the bibles at church with the Necronomicon and the parishoners couldnt tell the difference cause I cast a hypnotic spell over them
Im so Goth I have a funeral every year instead of a birthday
Im so goth Alister Crowley came back from the dead to intiate me into the OTO
Im so Goth I have a private tomb in the Pyramids at Giza
Im so goth I grow wisdom fangs

[ProdigyOfIcarus]

Originally posted by Eris23
Im so Goth I replaced all the bibles at church with the Necronomicon and the parishoners couldnt tell the difference cause I cast a hypnotic spell over them

The Necronomicon is more fiction than the Bible. Stupid hippies in the 70s making Lovecraft's fictional reference into a real book.

Anyways...

I'm so Goth that the local CVS comes to me to refill perscriptions.

[angelsephiroth]

Originally posted by Eris23
Im so Goth I have a funeral every year instead of a birthday


One of the best I have heard.

[KrazzyJoe]

Originally posted by ProdigyOfIcarus
The Necronomicon is more fiction than the Bible. Stupid hippies in the 70s making Lovecraft's fictional reference into a real book.

Anyways...

I'm so Goth that the local CVS comes to me to refill perscriptions.

I'm gonna go out on a limb, here, and assume she/he knew that. For some reason you correcting that just pissed me off.

[Eris23]

Thanks angelsphiroth =)
And Prodigy of Icarus there is a real Necronomicon that Lovecrafts is based on.. its by Al Azif.... google it...

[Cyclops_Girl]

I'm so goth I celebrate Christmas on Halloween and Halloween on Christmas.

[Lecter [-!-]]

I'm so goth that when i was a little baby my mother never breast feeded me, instead she made me suck the blood out of her neck.

[angelsephiroth]

Bwahahaha, this one could not be passed up. This just happened:

I am so goth, when my little sister draws a picture of me, she puts MM in the shirt.

Damn, seeing that just doubled my gawthness :-/

[The King]

I'm so goth my name is Seductress!

;P

[SicFuc]

Now this is just sad...

http://www.digitalend.com/pics/goths2.jpg

[PersonaI Jesus]

"Im so Goth, my guitar sleeps in a coffin."

"Im so Goth, No car i drive is not black"

"Im so Goth, seeing Black Cats is a Good Sign"

Originally posted by SicFuc
Now this is just sad...

http://www.digitalend.com/pics/goths2.jpg

Ok, tell me those are not all guys.......

[SignsFromDamien]

I'm so Goth that when I walk by a car with a black paintjob, the paint peels in fear.

:P

[sinister ninja]

I'm so goth when I see bats I am like "woaaaah, dude, baaaats!" but, my friends are like "man, that aint gawth" and I'm like dudexorz you guys ain't dope like mee!

[pyrox02]

I'm so goth my goldfish wear fishnets.

[Persephone]

Originally posted by SicFuc
I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.
Gasp! Me too! :O

[H_Lektronika]

I'm so goth, that your whiteness sickitates me! Boo! I know. I just thought that shit was funny.

[PoisonedCookies]

I'm so gothic, I make the camera break....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v671/PoisonedCookies/badpic.bmp

That was me...awhile ago...






















I sware every time I see this picture, I want to spank myself, then laugh at its horrible-ness.

[H_Lektronika]

Originally posted by PoisonedCookies
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v671/PoisonedCookies/badpic.bmp


Damn, thats goth. If I were you, I wouldn't have posted that pic, not because its horrible, but because someone is bound to add a caption to that pic.


*Goth Milk?*

[PoisonedCookies]

I don't care, I'm up for a good laugh.

[H_Lektronika]

Originally posted by PoisonedCookies
I don't care, I'm up for a good laugh.

In that case. . .

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/Johnx5x/gothmilk.jpg

Sorry, I had to do it.

[PoisonedCookies]

Originally posted by H_Lektronika
In that case. . .

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/Johnx5x/gothmilk.jpg

Sorry, I had to do it.

LMFAO!!!!

[TimTim_Anarchy]

im so goth i laugh hesterically when watching "1000 kisses" by creaming jesus..

& even sing along with the lisp...


"Cover me wiff a thouthand kithes!"

Oh & im so gawf i shit stools in the shape of crucifixes.

[alizarin_rose]

~le sigh~

I'm so goth.

[TheDormantMind]

Originally posted by H_Lektronika
In that case. . .

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/Johnx5x/gothmilk.jpg

Sorry, I had to do it. LMFAO!!!